Archive for Category: ‘In the Bedroom’
Valentine’s Dilemma
Sunday, February 6th, 2011Dear English Gentleman,
It is shortly Valentine’s Day and since our one-year anniversary will coincide with this very romantic date, I want to buy my girlfriend a set of super sexy lingerie. I have already done my homework and scoped out some potentially nice shops where I could buy her very classy, tasteful, and beautiful silk [...]
A Little Night-time Composition
Thursday, August 5th, 2010Dear English Gentleman,
Lately to spice things up in the bedroom I’ve been trying lots of new things (positions, toys, etc). When I brought this up to my girlfriend initially she seemed really enthusiastic, but just a couple of days into it I notice that she’s been a bit distant and doesn’t seem to want to “play” [...]
Landscape Architecture
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010Dear English Gentleman,
In terms of landscape, do men prefer a wild forest, a neatly-trimmed lawn, or a bare Zen garden down South?
Lisa, Kentucky.
Dear Lisa from Kentucky,
Ask your man what he likes – not what he thinks he should like. I say this because what one does down south these days seems to be something of [...]
Wordsmithery
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010Dear English Gentleman,
What’s the polite way to refer to a person’s womanly bits, in public and in private company?
Thanks,
Manchester Boy.
Dear Manchester Boy,
Why – and most importantly from a gentleman’s perspective, to whom – are you referring to about a person’s womanly bits? Something of a tangential reference might – only very occasionally in one’s life – be [...]
Toys-R-Us
Saturday, June 19th, 2010Dear English Gentleman,
I really love my boyfriend, but lately I’ve been feeling like some “spice” is missing. I would like to introduce the idea of toys in the bedroom, but I’m a bit worried about his reaction. What’s the best way to bring up the idea of, uh, “accessories play”, in a friendly, non-threatening manner?
Joyless [...]
